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terry lee and elvis

hey y’all!

what do you get when you cross the FAGs with an Elvis impersonator (i mean, elvis TRIBUTE ARTIST)?!

a hunka hunka burnin’ FUN!!

if it’s wednesday nights at giovanni’s in copperas cove, tx, then it’s ELVIS night! pal and fellow FAG bonnie was already an elvis-night veteran and wanted the rest of us to experience him. i mean … it. the show.

before the concert, “elvis” welcomed me to the show and i promptly told him i was an “elvis impersonator concert virgin”. whaaa?! where did that come from?!

he asked, “what are you?” i guess the noise of the restaurant kept him from hearing my comment. but could i just leave it alone?! no. i could not.

i replied, “i’m a virgin.” WTF?! then i added quickly, “of elvis impersonator concerts.” sigh. let me try one more time: “i’ve never been to an elvis impersonator concert.” geez.

well, the virgin part didn’t seem to bother him. he quickly proceeded to explain to me that he doesn’t like to be called an elvis “impersonator”. he prefers “elvis tribute artist” … because no one can truly BE elvis, blahblahdiddyblahblah.

okay. strike one for terry lee. the concert hadn’t even started and i’d already insulted elvis. criminy.

i apologized profusely and even promised to shine his blue suede shoes (haha) … then he went on his merry way to change into full elvis gear in the restaurant bathroom.

let. the. show. BEGIN!

it was a total blast! elvis (aka johnny memphis, aka “i could tell you his real name but then i’d have to kill you”) his gorgeous self was QUITE the showman. ohmy! even though i’ve never seen an elvis tribute artist in person, i’d seen plenty on tv and the internet. this guy is one of THE BEST. he not only looks the part, but his voice is practically dead-on elvis.

since it’s a small venue, “elvis” walked around and interacted a lot with his audience. naturally, he gave OUR table quite a bit of attention. who could resist three middle-aged FAGs (aka mature, beautiful women)?!

okay, fine. my gorgeous 26 year old daughter (tara) might have been the reason too.

anyway, took lots of pic and videos which i want to share with you. hope you enjoy them as much as we enjoyed the experience. and if you’re in central texas … GO see him at giovanni’s (yummy italian food!) in cove on a wednesday night.

the first video is “elvis” singing “jailhouse rock” with a sweet little old lady dancing her heart out. it also includes tara, jannetta and bonnie having fun:

the following video is “elvis” singing “are you lonesome tonight?” he’s working his way to our table when some (damn) ladies get in his way. he finally makes it to me (holding the camera) and then there’s an awkward crotch shot (UNintentional ………… or was it?). hahaha! enjoy:

thankyou. thankyouverymuch. 🙂

love and hugs,
terry lee

love me tender, love me true

love me tender, love me true

bonnie! stop staring at elvis for just a second! The FAGs ...

bonnie! stop staring at elvis for just a second! The FAGs ...

playing a 'little' guitar ... haha

playing a 'little' guitar ... haha

elvis with my baby girl (she's an angel, but the devil in disguise!)

elvis with my baby girl (she's an angel, but the devil in disguise!)

elvis getting serious as a heart attack

elvis getting serious as a heart attack

this little lady never stopped shaking, so enamored was she with elvis. bless her heart.

this little lady never stopped shaking, so enamored was she with elvis. bless her heart.

bon and terry lee

bon and terry lee

FAG jannetta and FAGette tara

FAG jannetta and FAGette tara

after the show ... a little closeup time with elvis

after the show ... a little closeup time with elvis

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love this little sign ... a gift from jannetta ... so sweet!

love this little sign ... a gift from jannetta ... so sweet!

hey y’all!

rather quiet lately on the junking front. stayed home this past weekend to recover from trade days (see previous blog) and did nothing but rest and enjoy some time with my hubby. admittedly, i was sorely tempted to sneak out to a yard sale or two. i even checked craigslist and the local classifieds a couple of times (okay, maybe more like 6 or 8 times).

but alas and alack, i did NOT junk (a moment of silence).

we addicts (and you know who you are) have a difficult time saying no to a yard sale or estate sale or a good flea market. there’s always the possibility of missing that perfect treasure at a perfect price. a treasure AND a bargain?! v. damn difficult to pass up.

but i needed to rest last weekend. i needed to rest my body, my mind, my soul and of course, my wallet. and i’m glad i did. i rediscovered my patio and the gorgeous spring colors blooming all around me. i watched the birds eating from the new feeders i put out (funny how they fight each other for that birdseed … like it’s steak or something).

i even rediscovered some old junk (and not-so-old junk) that i’ve been meaning to repurpose, re-do, re-create into something lovely, charming and useful. with any luck. more on that in future blogs.

anyways, i took some pics for you … in an attempt to capture the colors and beauty of my potted flowers, newly blooming rose bushes (LOVE my roses!) and other plants around my patio and porch. i hope you enjoy them as much as i do … and that you’ll consider slowing down for just a while.

and smell. the. roses.

love and hugs,
terry lee

gorgeous strawberry-banana rose

gorgeous strawberry-banana rose

how pretty is THAT?!

how pretty is THAT?!

my precious yellow roses (of texas)

my precious yellow roses (of texas)

pink begonias are thriving. love this splash of color on my patio table

pink begonias are thriving. love this splash of color on my patio table

mexican heather (can you see the tiny lavender blossoms?)

mexican heather (can you see the tiny lavender blossoms?)

love the different pinks in this one

love the different pinks in this one

the birdies all flew away when i showed up with the camera. whaaa?!

the birdies all flew away when i showed up with the camera. whaaa?!

yummy! pass the steak sauce, please

yummy! pass the steak sauce, please

the vincas are still blooming, sans drainage

the vincas are still blooming, sans drainage

lovely, even in a crusty old horse planter

lovely, even in a crusty old horse planter

can you say 'hydrangeas'?? COLORful!

can you say 'hydrangeas'?? COLORful!

meow. black cat in my backyard like he lives there. NOT. prolly checking out all the birds at my feeder. bad kitty.

meow. black cat in my backyard like he lives there. NOT. prolly checking out all the birds at my feeder. bad kitty.

old mailbox, painted redo by sue. decided to make it a planter, for the helluva it. LOVE the results!!

old mailbox, painted redo by sue. decided to make it a planter, for the hell of it. LOVE the results!!

another splash of color on my front porch ... a sweet mini-rose bush (not currently in bloom) from my sister.

another splash of color on my front porch ... a sweet mini-rose bush (not currently in bloom) from my sister.

front porch hanging basket with mini garden chandie

front porch hanging basket with mini garden chandie

dark pink roses in front flowerbed. just blooming!

dark pink roses in front flowerbed. just blooming!

prolly my fave of the roses ... sweet pink in full, glorious bloom. ahhhh!!

prolly my fave of the roses ... sweet pink in full, glorious bloom. ahhhh!!

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